I THINK SHE'S BEEN ON MY CARRIAGE TOUR

FORT PIERCE, FL. — Told that McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets after she had paid for a 10-piece meal, a local woman called 911.

Three times.

“This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one,” Latreasa L. Goodman told police. “This is an emergency."

Goodman, whose IQ has been estimated to be equal to that of Brittany Spears and Lindsay Lohan combined, also called 911 when she discovered that theWendy's down the street wouldn't serve her a Whopper.