Thursday, October 1, 2009


December 12, 2008. President-elect Obama is asked about the scandal concerning Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich. His response:

"I am pleased to report that despite having been both an Illinois state senator and a United States Senator during Blagojevich’s term in office, I had absolutely no idea who he was. Furthermore, I never discussed anything with him. I mean, all my aides kept talking about Blagojevich this, Blagojevich that. I really thought they were talking about a kind of sandwich. You know, something ethnic with pastrami and a lot of horseradish. I never actually knew who Illinois’s governor was. Nor did I ever meet him."

If you b
elieve Obama did not even know who was the governor of his state and, that Obama had never met him ... then you probably agree with the following statements:

- We never landed on the moon.
- Lee Harvey Oswald was the only person involved in Kennedy's death.
- Rosie O'Donnell is sexier than Sarah Palin.
- The Bay City Rollers are greater than The Beatles.

- George W. Bush was a great president.
- Hillary didn't know about Monica
Pat Conroy's South of Broad is the greatest novel since To Kill a Mockingbird.
Sex with a 13-year old drugged girl is NOT rape.
- James Patterson writes better books than Pat Conroy.
- The world is flat.
- Kim Kardashian's breasts are real.
- Wom
en never fake orgasm.

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