A. All were killed by Ted Kennedy.
BOSTON. Roto-Reuters News Service. – U.S. Senator Edward Kennedy, a towering figure in the Democratic Party who took the helm of one of America's most fabled after two older brothers were assassinated, died at age 77, his family said.
One of the most influential and longest-serving senators in U.S. history -- a liberal standard-bearer who was also known as a consummate congressional dealmaker -- Kennedy had been battling brain cancer, which was diagnosed in May 2008.Q. What is the difference between Ted Kennedy and Pamela Anderson?
A. Pamela had life guard training.
After his brother Robert Kennedy's death, Edward was expected to waste little time in vying for the presidency. But in 1969, a young woman, Mary Jo Kopechne drowned after a car Kennedy was driving plunged off a bridge on the Massachusetts resort island of Chappaquiddick after a night of partying.
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When contacted by Roto-Reuters for a statement, St. Peter responded, "Teddy who?"