Sunday, November 30, 2008


(Originally posted May 3, 2007)

What do the following people have in common?

  • Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tyra Banks, Tina Fey (actors/writers/celebrities),
  • Rosie O’Donnell (professional braindead loudmouth),
  • Kate Moss (female bag of bones who works as a model),
  • Elizabeth Edwards (pampered wife of a rich lawyer),
  • Tony Dungy (NFL coach) and
  • Al Gore (former VP and leader of the 21st Century’s first religion – environmentalism)

They are all on Time magazine’s list of Most Influential People in the World. And Al Gore was placed on the list of “Scientists and Thinkers”!!! But for the first time ever, the President of the United States is not on the list. I guess Time hates Bush so much, they decided the most powerful man in the world was not worth mentioning, but Tina Fey who writes a TV SHOW is!
Using Time’s criteria, here are some revised Top Ten Lists:

TOP 10 MOVIES OF ALL TIME (alphabetical order)
Battlefield Earth
Clambake (Elvis)
Grease 2
Howard the Duck
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Speed 2: Cruise Control
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
Weekend at Bernies II

TOP 10 TV SHOWS OF ALL TIME (alphabetical order)
Cop Rock
Hee Haw Honeys
Hello Larry
Jerry Springer Show
The Love Boat
My Mother, the Car
Pink Lady and Jeff
Still the Beaver

TOP 10 MUSIC ARTISTS OF ALL TIME (alphabetical order)
Air Supply
Michael Bolton
Celine Dion
Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Kenny G
Iron Butterfly
LaToya Jackson
Richard Marx

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